I Love Your Mum Coaster Introvert Gift or a substantial 15 oz

or a substantial 15 oz vessel for those grueling days when you are surrounded by exceptional stupidity

Available in standard 11oz and generous 15oz sizes for those who require copious amounts of caffeine to tolerate their environment

instantly setting a festive

But Then We'd Both Be Fucking Idiots" is executed in an elegant

I Love Your Mum Coaster Introvert Gift or a substantial 15 ozA Message from the Chairman: On the Expression of Affection Sir Cucumber Dog is not, by nature, a sentimental creature. He does not do greeting cards. He does not do heartfelt speeches. He does not, under any circumstances, do hugs. But he does believe in honesty. And the honest truth is that your mum is, by all accounts, a remarkable woman. Someone clearly thinks so, anyway. Enough to put it on a coaster. In your house. Where you have to look at it