COME IN! IF YOU'RE NOT A MORON. Rude Welcome Mat Colour:White Flawless Sublimation Print: Custom printed

Flawless Sublimation Print: Custom printed to order using state of the art dye sublimation

Even if you feel like a disappointment

• Sport Grey is 90% cotton

Strategic Lowered Expectations: Carry this into a meeting to ensure nobody asks you for anything important

COME IN! IF YOU'RE NOT A MORON. Rude Welcome Mat Colour:White Flawless Sublimation Print: Custom printedSet the intellectual bar high right at the doorstep! This mat is the ultimate blunt welcome and a clear (and offensive) prerequisite for entry. Featuring the unmissable text, "COME IN! IF YOU'RE NOT A MORON.", this mat is guaranteed to get a laugh from quick witted friends and a confused stare from well, you know. It's an essential piece of sarcastic home decor and an ideal rude novelty gift for anyone who appreciates dark humour and insulting their