Bulbous Bundle thick as frick fanny pack and flaccid without a pernicious

and flaccid without a pernicious pump…BEHOLD

Dr Density (aka Eric Bugenhagen aka Rick de la Stick aka Sticky Ricky aka Rick Boogs aka Poison Von Hagen) has spent countless hours in the Rat’s Nest to hone in on the mindset and create the perfect garment to display superior and immaculate density with this limited edition TOP CHOOK tank top

striated density

The reality is we live in a realm where our bodies are stringy

Bulbous Bundle thick as frick fanny pack and flaccid without a perniciousYouve reached the point in life where mild displays of girth simply wont cut it anymore. So commit fully to grotesque levels of horsecockery and proudly boast the Thick as Frick Bundle!