UM Pyjama Shirt Size:S The only remaining mementos of

The only remaining mementos of humanity are a jar of hot dogs

What a life for that guy on this shirt

could be that people just love ice cream

Put on these Pockies Pyjama Pants and pretend you’re a tropical Centaur

UM Pyjama Shirt Size:S The only remaining mementos ofA pajama shirt bearing the University of Mediocrity logo. Designed for nights where excellence is optional and comfort is mandatory. Soft cotton, deep green, no unnecessary details. This is sleepwear for the scholar of stillness, majoring in moderation, and the dreamer who prefers balance over burnout. A piece that does exactly what it needs to, and nothing more. Just like you!