The Pearl Necklace Edition:Standard I can only imagine what

I can only imagine what a visit from Betty Swollocks feels like (I am a woman — Betty doesn't visit me)

Will he manage to give someone special a pearl necklace

they both end in disaster

First client of the day - Jake and his poor wiener

The Pearl Necklace Edition:Standard I can only imagine what*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY *** Name a better gift than a pearl necklace I'll wait. There isn't one! But our main character is struggling to find the perfect person to give his wonderful gift to. Will he manage to give someone special a pearl necklace? You'll have to buy the book to find out! Buy this book if: You enjoy gifting a pearl necklace You like receiving a pearl necklace You enjoy silly adult themed humour You want to support a very small